Not that I don’t like Krypteria, or this song…. but…. I couldn’t help but think of Evanescence’s Bring Me To Life upon hearing Krypteria’s Somebody Save Me.
And no, I really don’t have anything better to do with my time. I underlined the parts I found similar.
[09 Oct 2006 | Monday]
6:55 AM – A funny thing happened on the way home….
So anyway I was walking home and I see this thing on the sidewalk and I was like omg a bunny. And I wanted to pet it but it was running away and this random mexican dude was walking by and he didn’t speak english and pointed to the bunny and I was like no its not mine. And he went and caught it and gave it to me.
And I was like omggg but the bunny was flipping out and so I put it down. And then I was walking away and looked back and the dumb thing was running to the street!!! So I ran back picked it up and let it go further up in the trees. But then I checked back as I left and the fucker ran into the street and almost was hit by a cab!!!!!!! It just missed it! so then the bunny was laying there flat, scared. Like he didn’t move at all, just flattened out.
So I ran into the street and picked it up and these two black teens on bikes came riding down the street and they yelled at me “watch out for traffic!!!” (there were no more cars) and then one barked at me. like he honestly went barking like a big dog.
And then I was walking home and figured I’d keep the bunny overnight and this random guy walked by and did a double take and turned around and said “is that a bunny?” and i said yea you want him? and he said no his lizard would eat it. and then he started talking to me about the rabbit and where i got it so i told him and he was talking to me. and he was playing with his phone so i thought it was a camera and i was like are you gonna take a picture of the bunny? and he was like no i dont’ have a camera this is my phoen. and then he goes “i wish i had a camera though” and i said because this bunny is cute! and he said no because I was cute. and for some reason i actually stayed and talked with him which i never usually do. and he wanted my number and i said id rather give him my screen name because i just met him. but he said he had msn and i only have aim so about ten mintues later i ended up giving him my number. i DON’T KNOW WHY! grr! and he asked when i was free and i said “tomorrow.” once again, don’t know why i said thattttttt…
and we decided to take the bunny to the cemetery bc i didn’t want him to get run over and this guy said they put out food there for the squirrels so maybe the rabbit would stay there. so he walked me there and we let the suicidal bunny go. so i found out a little about him.. he’s 30!!!! has a 12 year old son!!! and lives on ashburton. and i have no idea why i said id’ go out with him. he’s kinda cute tho. he’s puerto rican.
idk maybe if he calls ill say i changed my mind. rawr.
Just found this in my hard drive. Immediately after finishing the 6th Potter book, I wrote a list of predictions. Then I forgot alllll about it. I was right about a few things.
My Predictions for the 7th Harry Potter Book:
Deaths:
Draco
one of the weasleys, or possibly even Fred & George
Luna
Mundungus
Bellatrix
the snake
Voldemort himself
Umbridge
Hagrid
Peter Pettigrew
Seamus
Love:
Ginny insists upon staying by Harry’s side, despite his firm decision to go it alone. Their relationship blossoms and somehow the “love” is his weapon against Voldemort. Perhaps ginny saves his life, perhaps he acquires some mysterious power from loving so strongly. whatever. it’ll be important.
Neville and Luna. two losers. they need love.
Hermione and Ron’s relationship will have an important role.
Plot:
Harry returns to Privet Drive until his bday, mulling over his next move.
Hermione was always mentioning things she read or knew from reading Hogwarts, a History. so perhaps harry will read it, and find out something important. perhaps why voldemort always wanted to come back.
Harry will find the other horcruxes, and destroy them, then voldemort. he will not be able to defeat him without love… perhaps the whole ginny/harry thing will cause him to win the battle.
George and Fred will help the aurors a lot more than they are already, inventing amazing products to keep everyone safe. Lockhart will make another appearance.
RAB is sirius’s brother… he and kreacher are the ones who took the locket horcrux and harry will discover that and return to the house to find it. perhaps mundungus will have stolen it.
Snape – is forgiven… & perhaps the thing that dumbledore knew that convinced him of snape’s loyalties was something to do with harry’s mother. maybe snape was in love with her. or else she was his half sister. if he was in love with her, then that could be a reason he hated harry… harry looked just like james, so snape would have hated james bc he married lily.
Prof. Trelawnley will make another prophecy.
Mad Eye Moody will help harry find the horcruxes
Aunt Petunia is really a witch who refused to accept it/perform magic. or maybe harry’s mother’s family were not really muggles, but squibs?
The Dept of mysteries’ locked room contains love?
Last week, someone wrote my work name, “Becki” in the condensation on the deli glass. I thought it was a coworker being a dick. My boss figured it was a customer i hate who had been there 20 min earlier.
Today, i was in the office & when i came back, everyone was talking about me. What got me the most is the lady i despise, the one i call Le Vag, was upset FOR me. She saw this happen.
APPARENTLY that guy had been there again, asked for me, and wrote my name again on the window. Now i know for certain it was him, and i am creeped the fuck out. My boss doesnt think he will come back, bc she said she embarrassed him & told him to stop touching the glass.
This happens to be the customer i hate who would always come to the other store i worked at. He is the reason i stopped wearing makeup to work, bc he’d say things like “oh becki you look really nice today, you have a hot date tonight?” And how my other job must be as a model.
A few months ago someone was helping him and a cashier was telling me about a security job that was hiring. Out of nowhere, creepy guy says, “I’ll let you frisk me.” I wasn’t sure i heard him right and stupidly said,”what?”
So he said again, “I’LL LET YOU FRISK ME. YOU CAN PAT ME DOWN ANYTIME.”
FUCKING GROSS. What is even creepier is that he ALWAYS has sunglasses on, so in four years, i have never seen his eyes. I bet his irises are red like satan’s.
I’m not classically attractive, im super fat and tall and at work i always have a hat and white coat on. So i definitely dont ever do anything to egg him on.
But i bet he goes home and strokes it, like “oh yea im eating this sandwich with bologna that Becki sliced me. Oh yea slice my meat.”
Ive tried to avoid helping him as much as possible, but after this, i think anytime he is near the deli im going on break.
This is from my other blog that i no longer post on. from 11/2010
At 7:55am, I was standing outside my job having a smoke.
This tall black man in a camel colored velour sweatsuit came out of the store. As he walked past, he kept staring at me. I assumed the pink hair through him off.
He got in his car, and as he drove it out of the lot he yelled at me out of his window.
“Why you smokin them cigarettes, baby girl? Them shits ain’t nothin but killas.”
Well, thank you sir I’ve never met before, nor who I will ever see again. It’s so heartwarming to know you care about my health when it has nothing to do with you.
I would probably be less irritated and more flattered if an adorable young white guy with a mohawk and combat boots said I should not smoke. Id probably giggle and throw the cigarette away.
Oh, how the speaker changes the meaning.
A customer I’ve never seen before came up to me with some Pillsbury cinnamon rolls. The kind in the little barrel you just pop open and cook. They had 50% off managers special labels on them, plus everything in the store has a sign for what percentage off it is.
He wanted to know how that worked, if it was 20% off, or 50% off. So I told him it was going to take 20% off at the register, then the 50% was a coupon, so that would come off as well. He thanked me, then said he’d never had them before, and wanted to try them. I told him, “those. Are. Soooo. Good!” And he said I should buy some then, since they were discounted so much. I said I would, but I don’t have any money, which is true. I have twenty dollars in the bank, and I’m gonna need that for bus fare to work all week and probably for a bottle of advil.
The man came back with three packages, already paid for, for me! I’m fat enough, I don’t really need to be eating cinnamon rolls, but I just thought that was so sweet of him. I guess there still are nice people out there, no matter how many people try to prove me otherwise.
Just found this in my drafts and don’t think I’ve ever published it. Enjoy.
Sean: You know what you should be for halloween next year? A sundae. Talkin bout with ice cream, sprinkles, hot fudge, whipped cream. Remember that day you bought whipped cream? What did you do with it? Ima do some real nasty shit with whipped cream. You already know.
*I decided to write his quote down, and he got excited*
Sean: But listen when you publish this book and they make it into a movie I wanna be played by nick cannon. And I want seth rogan to play eric. And jim carrey to play deli rob. Yo I listen to asian music now.
The end.
