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Human Sacrifice

A woman walked by with her baby carriage. She was wearing a small green tank top that barely covered her saggy tits, and made visible her tattoos, including one across her heart that simply said “PAUL.”

 

Sean, sitting next me, declared, “I bet you can’t wait til you have a baby huh?”

 

I shook my head no.

 

“You don’t want kids?”

 

I shook my head no.

 

“A lot of people say that until they get knocked up.”

 

I shook my head in disgust.

 

“So you’re the kind of person that would kill it? You believe in human sacrifice?”

 

I just sat there.

 

“So, if I knocked you up, would you keep it?”

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