Are you SURE you don’t want an illigitimate baby?
Sean: No but for real, I used to love you. I’d get you pregnant. We’d have a little mixed baby with curly hair, and your beautiful smile.
Yea, I paraphrased that one, cause I forgot to write it down. But I guaruntee nothing else on here has been paraphrased.
Now that he has seen me writing down what he says, he’s taken to trying to be funny. It doesn’t work. Only the things that naturally come out of his mouth are worth writing about.
Oh, and FYI, he’s been wearing those yellow arm sleeves all week.
Categories: Stupid things that Sean says
