My Neighbor Is A Piece Of Shit.
I have a lot of stories about my neighbor. She is a fat cunt. Let’s start with the most recent and work backwards later.
So this cunt and her 6 children from different fathers has lived next to me for maybe 5 years now. Give or take.
Our houses are connected, so when her children play in the yard, we have to hear and see them through our fence.
It was obvious that Ms. Cunt dislikes dogs from the minute she moved in. She acted scared and retarded when my dog was in MY yard. Her children used to literally stop what they were doing and literally STARE with open mouths at my poor dog. When my dog took a shit in MY yard, they would yell to each other about “doodie” etc.
Basically, the entire family has the mental capacity of of the undissolved sugar at the bottom of your coffee.
So last year the oldest girl’s father bought her a tiny, yappy dog for her birthday. She used to walk it up and down the street, letting it shit, and never once picking it up. I always have to step over it on my way to work.
Recently, I’ve noticed there is less shit to step over on the sidewalk.
Would you like to know why?
Well, very simply, Ms. Cunt has been letting the dog shit in her yard.
How do they pick the shit up?
WITH TOILET PAPER!
WHERE DO THEY PLACE THE SHIT??
IN.
MY.
FUCKING.
YARD.
IN MY GODDAMN YARD.
THAT MOTHERFUCKING FAT MESS TOSSES HER DOG SHIT IN MY YARD SO WHEN WE CLEAN MY DOGS SHIT, WE CLEAN HERS AS WELL.
I can understand racism at moments like these.
I would like to really cut her weave off and shove it in her asshole with a pooper scooper.
I am very angry.
Blow her tires or just throw all your dogs shit in her yard.
I completely empathize with you on this! I have a neighbor who is also just as lazy and ghetto. They leave their dog outside all day, unattended in the front yard. It is SOOO ANNOYING when it shits on my lawn and barks relentlessly at me constantly when I come home. I told them about how the dog gets in my way when I park the car in my driveway so they kept it in the backyard. I have a dog to, and I am not an perfectly awesome dog owner but I make sure she gets at least 2 hours of play time/training with me and is inside when the weather is too hot or cold. I clean the backyard everyday and just found out my neighbors are throwing their dog’s shit in my backyard!! I confronted them about it as calmly as I can be and they have the NERVE to be ANGRY AT ME! They said the most retarded statements like “You a liar! You just racist an want me out of here!-When you see me put shit in your yard-when huh?!?” There was absolutely no reasoning with her and now she has proceeded to be as hostile as she can be to make me feel intimidated. I found dog shit on my car the next day, my sun lamp was broken, and found that my tiny plants near my door have “fallen over”. I installed a camera and FINALLY caught her stupid ass destroying some minor things on my front yard and letting her dog shit in my front yard. There was also an attempt from her teenage son to break into my car! Police came and have given her a ticket but no matter how much I complain about her to the H.O.A her ass is still here. She makes me want to be racist so I can be just as an asshole to her as she is to me.
thanks.