Coco-nuts.
I procrastinate, so this is a bit old.
A few weeks ago, while outside having a cig, this customer got out of his car and came up to the store. He went right over to the pillars outside and just started banging this coconut (that came out of nowhere) on the bricks. He paused, switched sides, and kept at it. I felt the need to mock him.
It’s a coconut. A coconut. Is it really THAT important, that you need to crack it open immediately? What are you going to do, eat it while you’re driving? Buy a coconut cream pie and shove your face in it.
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