DON’T DO THIS.
Yesterday. Lady comes to the counter.
Just says: Turkey please.
Okay, well that doesn’t help me much. What the fuck kind of turkey do you want? Regular? Low salt? Honey? Smoked? Peppered? Oven roasted? How much turkey? Two slices? Eight pounds?
Another one a lot of people do is point to the signs on the outside of the counter, above us. The sale signs up above. On the outside. DO YOU THINK I SEE THROUGH WALLS? Fucking SPEAK. Teeeellll me what you want. Speak it, don’t fucking point to a sign I can’t see and say hallf of that one.
Dumbasses.
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hey, your site is soo classic! I can’t stop reading it instead of working, you should make a tv show out of your deli life. anyway, it sounds like you are secretly in love with sean…
I am not in love with sean.
He keeps telling me he’s going to stand by and watch all the other men break my heart until I realize we were meant for each other.
Yeah. Right.
Thanks for reading though. :]
Trust me, Bill. If you knew Sean, you’d know for anyone to be in love with him is impossible. Lol
Turkey please? I hope she gets cervical cancer.
lmfaoooo