No, but Kevin Bacon was here.
So im helping a customer, and three black ladies come to the counter and start asking me questions while im still busy with someone else.
First, I didn’t hear them because I was talking to the customer.
Then, I heard, but didn’t understand, because this is exactly what one of them said:
“Did yall have breathfast this morning?”
It took me a while to figure out she was saying “breakfast.”
So I asked, “Us, or the store?”
I mean, did she want to know if the store was making breakfast for customers or if the people in the deli, personally, had eaten?
“The store. I smell bacon.”
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Once your blog gets popular, you should make t-shirts with all of the dumb quotes. I want a, “Did y’all have breathfast this morning?” one.
i’ve really got to get around to writing about my two “favorite” customers… i now run and hide when they come, because i hate them so much.
once i write about them, i can make shirts with their phrases. the most annoying one being, “BRIAN, HERE TASTE THIS.” she says it like 6 times every time they come.