This is from about 5 days ago. I’ve been sick, what do you want from me?
Sean: If you give it to me, I won’t just fuck the shit out of you, cause you need something more special. So Ima make love to you.
*proceeds to describe how his dick curves to the left and would “rub your walls” and i’d “feel every inch”
sean: my left stroke is my death stroke
So anyways, currently all the ghettoass shits who work there are mad at me for something. This may very well be the last stupid thing that sean says. As much as i hate him, he is awfully entertaining via this website.
So sean broke off a piece of this plastic bench outside work. He tried to use it like a skate board, and it worked for a minute, then the second time he jumped on it he fell right off.
Me: (rolling my eyes at sean)
Sean: Damn, you got some big ass eyes. And they’re beautiful, they’re like japanimation eyes.
Sean shoves his wrist in front of my face today, so I can see his new tattoo clearly.
His new tattoo says “Porn” with a little star next to it. That’s right. Porn star. That with his new gold teeth and fake tattoo sleeves…. wow. What a HOTTIE.
Sean has been on vacation for 11 days. He returned on Wednesday, wearing a long sleeved shirt with fake tattoos on it. You know the kind… they are hideous.
But, not only that, Sean smiled. And what was revealed when he did so?
Two. Gold. Teeth.