what’s up your butt?

Did you ever work with someone and wonder how they’ve been walking around so long with a broomstick up their ass?

A certain coworker always has a fucking attitude… lately its been worse. Hell be fine one second, then suddenly everything he does is angrily, or hell slam things around, or talk to you condescendingly, etc.

Examples.

This morning he randomly has something up his ass.

My manager asked me to print a ticket for a chicken on the scale in front. So I put the code in, and I wsnt sure that was the right price so I said to HER is it 7.99 or 9.99?

He chimes in nastily, well what’s it say in the machine? Is it this code that you put in? Rawr rawr rawr.

Hello. Wasn’t even talking to you. He nastily chimed in about 4 times this morning and I wanted to punch him in the nuts.

Once, a few weeks ago, I asked him a simple fucking question while he was cutting a cheese wheel. If he didt have an answer, fine, then say so. Instead he literally slammed down the cheese and knife and went to go do what I asked about. I didn’t ask you to do it. I asked a question.

Saturday, my manager had turned the chicken oven on to cook,but forgot to put the timer on. He noticed and made a big deal about it. Since she was gone, he tried to explain to me how to turn it on with the timer. Since I never do chickens, and refuse to touch the raw chicken, I tried to make him laugh and said “okay, ill remember that next time I do chickens.”

He flipped out and threw the thermometer in his hand across the deli, screaming about how he’s just trying to teach me something, and If I don’t want to learn and don’t care then im just like “them,” meaning the idiots who im always bitching about.

From now on, whenever he gets like that, in my head im just going to try and guess what object is shoved in his ass today.