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October 10, 2009 / im a terrible person

this body takes a lot of work, you know.

So being a fat person, I don’t really mock those fatter than me.

However, this guy came to the deli the other day, about four times larger than me. And im pretty large. So my coworker told him we had the lowsalt ham on sale, and it was two dollars cheaper than all the other ham.

The large man actually said: No, no, no. I don’t want the low salt ham. I want the fully- sodiumed, fatty one.

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