what the fuck do you want, for real?
A guy in a wheelchair comes to the deli, then gets out of the wheelchair, leans on a cane and says,
“I want low salt ham and low salt turkey. But not more than a pound.”
Me: wait, you want about a pound of each?
him: no, gimme a little less than half of each.
Um.. Ok. Yea. That’s a good way of explaining that. …
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