I have “that face”

What face is that, you ask?

I have the face that just makes EVERYONE wanna fuck with me.

Today’s example.

I’m walking to work and intending on stopping at dunkin donuts to get my daily latte. I flick my cigarette in the street and notice the car closest to the sidewalk has a driver that keeps leaning over and looking at me, as if he’s trying to get my attention.

I ignore and keep walking.

The car speeds up and turns into a parking lot directly in my path. He parks, rolls down the window and starts yelling and gesticulating.

Now, being the IDIOT i can sometimes be, I’m confused for a moment, thinking maybe i dropped something, maybe i know him, maybe this maybe that. So I stopped to figure out what the loud noises were all about. I guess it’s just me but all that commotion seemed a lot just for someone to be fucking around. I couldn’t hear him though, so he gestured for me to come closer. (at this point i noted id never seen him before, and he was just a random mexican guy)

me: No. I said. What’s the matter?

random guy in car: where are you going? do you need a ride? i’ll drive you

me: what? no.

random guy: where are you going?

me: to fucking dunkin donuts it’s right there.

random guy: you work there?

me: no i want some fucking coffee i work somewhere else.

random guy: oh okay. I’ll wait for you.

me: yea, okay THANKS.

Then i flipped him off as i crossed the street. So now i get into dunkin donuts all disgruntled, and end up getting charged for smaller coffees than i actually got. so im thinking to myself the morning was evening out, right?

Well i cross the street again and continue walking to work with my half price coffees.

I hear massive honking.

The guy really did wait for me, and was now driving by waving and honking.

REALLY? you don’t have anything better to do with your time?

And of course, the last time there was that whole car pulling over and trying to talk to me thing, I ignored the car and kept walking. That time it really was someone i knew trying to give me a ride.