The nohawk man and how i’m a giant stalker

So a few months ago I noticed a shopper I’d never seen before. He was tall, gorgeous, and had a mohawk. He didn’t come by the deli, but I saw him on two occassions and fell in love.

Then, I was outside at bar a few weeks later with a friend who had really just drove up for a one night visit. We were catching up 5 months worth and I turned my head and see this tall, gorgeous, mohawk man! I was excited, in a giddy, girly crush way, but i was with an old friend so I couldn’t be a dick and yell out “Hey you shop at my job!” (which ive done before)

After that, i started seeing him more and more at work. He’d come to the deli and order ham and swiss. Then one day he tried the Honey Maple turkey we have, so every time he comes he gets half a pound of that and a quarter pound of swiss.

And every time i see him, i get all flustered and blush. I tell my manager and anyone nearby (after he’s gone of course) that that’s my future husband, he just doesn’t know it yet.

I keep trying to get the balls to talk to him. At least to ask what his name is, but i can’t do it. Once, I mentioned i’d seen him at a bar and he said he hangs out around that area a lot. Then i blurted out something like “how old are you anyway” and he told me to guess.

i said about 27. (hey he’s HOT)
he made the cutest face and said that no, he’s 34!!!!

Another time i saw him, i asked what he did for a living anyway, since he had a mohawk and i had purple hair and have trouble finding jobs. He said he used to work in construction but was currently unemployed. He said that’s why he shops at such random times (it’s true).

Sometimes if i see him in the store i’ll run out and take a cig break so i can see him check himself out at the self scan, and watch him get in his little white car.

I can do that, but i cant get the balls to ask his name. how pathetic.

The last time I saw him, I was outside of the deli fixing something in the case, so i saw him from the back and noticed under his hat that he was actually growing his mohawk in. Which is sad, but still. Got to get the balls….

This is a random rant about how i am a stalker when i finally find a good looking guy.