This post will make me sound like a whore

I like kissing, but i never used to. I used to think it was just me, that I didnt enjoy it. Then, I kissed a couple of men who actually knew how to kiss. The kind of kissing that makes your lips tingle and your heart melt. The good kind.

So sometimes I just want to make out. I don’t want to go out and have sex with random guys. I just want 10 minutes of amazing kisses. It’s a pretty simple request, in my opinion.

I don’t think it’s too much to ask for.

But guys just don’t see it the same way. Male friends and male idiots I know all seem to agree that they don’t like kissing. It’s only useful if it leads to sex, or at least a blow job.

And not only that, but if you do find a guy who is willing to settle for just a kiss and nothing else, the problem is that they suck at kissing. And how do you TELL them they suck? I mean, maybe it’s just my opinion, and i don’t like their kissing style. But is there a way to convince them to kiss you the way you like to be kissed? What’s the protocol? What’s the secret?

It’s rather depressing, actually. It’s like when you crave something yummy like an ice cream sundae or the world’s best pizza and you keep getting frozen milk and pizza lunchables. There’s no comparison. It’s completely different, and unsatisfying.

The worst is when you meet a guy you never thought you’d like, and he turns out to be the most amazing kisser ever. Then it doesn’t work out, and you know he’s out there, kissing other women with his amazing talent, and you’re stuck with guys that just jam their tongues down your throat from a mile away.

Life is unfair.

I really don’t think it’s too much to ask for, to find a guy who is good at kissing and doesn’t expect anything else.

 

end rant.