Things That Rhyme With “Getting Paid”
I went on a “vacation” for three days. I’ve never had a job long enough to get a vacation, so working at the deli for one year consequtively earned me 12 entire hours of vacation. that’s like one and a half days. So even though everyone else took at least a week vacation, even though they had the same or slightly more vacation hours than i, I ended up with three days.
Before I went on my “vacation” (which was really me just cleaning up the house and drinking Bailey’s in my bedroom) Sean said to me that he wanted to hear some stories when I came back. He wanted to hear that I “got laid” and “gave blowjobs” ….. Yes, he really said that.
When I came back from vacation, Sean told me numerous times that he missed me, and took a scan gun and shot it at my tits. I don’t know the point of that, except for him to be staring at my breasts.
