brian taste this.

Batty return every week as usual. I guess I never want to write about them because they annoy me so much.
But i’ve been meaning to share this for a while.

If you recall, they like their deli meat OBSCENELY thin. Also the husband has a really short attention span and walks away sometimes. The wife will yell out, “Brian, brian, come here. taste this. taste this brian. make sure it’s how you like it.”

So i ALWAYS have to give them a taste. I always cut it OBNOXIOUSLY THIN. It’s really a pain in the ass, especially because our machines dont work properly and when you set it to that thin thin set it turns off. It’s ridiculous.

I sliced proscutto for them one day, and as i gave him a super thin slice to sample, he said:

“MMM it’s great, it’s like skin.”

Skin? really? Skin? You couldn’t compare it to anything else? I’ve never been able to slice thinly since, without having an image of human flesh being peeled from the sinews beneath. ugh.