More Batty More Bullshit.

So I’ve never gotten around to writing the biggest thing that “batty” have done to piss me off.

(read old blogs if you don’t know who they are.)

1. One day, when they were fairly new customers still, I was walking past the wife on my way to my break. Since their first major complaint to the store, I had been trying to be super nice to them.

the husband, brian, liked to taste everything, to make sure it was thin enough and whatever.

At one point, he stopped smoking so he started chewing gum to combat the cravings. Just to be a bitch, one day I complained, saying he stopped taking samples, was always chewing gum.

He explained why and promised next time he wouldn’t have anything in his mouth when he came to the deli.

Anyway, keeping these things in mind, as I walked past the wife and said hi, she commented on how she told brian not to chew any gum on the way here, “BECAUSE HE WAS GOING TO SEE HIS BIMBETTE.”

I was just like “…what?”

and she quickly corrected herself and said she meant it in the nicest way, because her husband enjoyed coming to the deli and seeing me so much.

2. A few months ago, I had to work. two half days and had no day off. I was getting ready to leave soon and a plumber came to fix the back sink.

he was GORGEOUS.

I was trying to stay in the back and flirt, but the douche bag working with me called me up front to help because he knows I hate Batty.

When I went up front, I was blushing a little, and the husband, brian, commented about it. I explained there was a hot plumber in the back.

he said, and I QUOTE:

“I don’t want to be disgusting, but do you want me to get a cucumber from produce for you?”

um… excuse me?

I just gave him a look. who the fuck says that? to someone you don’t know? you’re a fucking customer! nasty.

ugh.