I'm a Terrible Person

Something I’ve noticed quite a lot of lately is the fact that many people have stopped saying “you’re welcome.”

the phrase is now “you welcome.”

I hear it all the time and I want to smack the person and scream at them and say “It’s YOU’RE welcome!”

you welcome doesn’t even make any fucking sense! it pisses me off when things are turned into slang just by pure laziness.

Also, there is no such thing as “scissor.” There is never ‘one scissor.’ The word is always plural. It’s SCISSORS GODDAMMIT!