elderly men dig me.

There is the elderly man who shops at my job a lot and always talks to me. he never actually goes to the deli, but he knows that’s where I work. he usually sees me on my break and will say something like the deli is looking for me id better hurry back. I humor him with “oh gosh, don’t tell them you saw me, I’m trying to escape.”

he seems harmless enough.

but the other day I was sitting on the bench smoking and texting on my break and he came up to me. he did his bit about how they are in there looking for me, and then he asked, “are you talking to your true love?”

“oh yeah,” I replied….sarcastically.

“well don’t tell him I’m talking to you, he might get jealous.”

“no problem” I said…..then he put his hand on my shoulder and said “don’t tell him I’m nibbling on your neck, he might get mad.”

ummmmmmm…..ookaaayyy???