I'm a Terrible Person

Guess the makers of Create-A-Space are really getting the word out!

I haven’t taken any bad parking pictures lately. Saw this and figured id better start up again!

I hate when cross eyed people come to the deli. I never know where to look.

Sean: I know it hurts your heart when I talk to other girls, but chill out. I know you have a heart of glass but I’m not trying to drop it.

That was said to me one day after I told him to shut up when he kept going on about how he slept with a customer.

…I keep all these treasures in piles of scrap paper. Here’s one from last month. I was making something, maybe wrapping for the cold cut case, and Sean came up behind me.

Sean: I love you. I’m not in love with you, but I love you as a friend. *pause* so keep up the good work.

Gag.

Yesterday I was sitting outside on my lunch break and sean randomly came outside on a break and started annoying me. I ignored him as much as possible so he finally said this and walked away.

Sean: I wasn’t an only child, that’s why I act like this. We all had to fight for attention.

Yet another day he decided to annoy me.

Sean: I’m talking to you cause you’re so beautiful and attractive. I put my heart out there and you step on it.

So a customer orders something from the deli and we are supposed to offer a sample. Now that it’s Lent, on certain days these people don’t eat meat, so they get offended if I offer them a sample.

I don’t give a shit. I’m just doing my job.

So on Ash Wednesday, this guy orders swiss and american cheese. Tells me it’s lent and he gave up meat. Great. I didn’t ask, I don’t care.

A mother and her two kids come to the counter and order ham and turkey. Her little kids start yelling “I want a slice I want a slice I want turkey I want some” and she gets mad at them and tells them not today.
Explains its ash Wednesday.

Great. I didn’t ask, I don’t care.

It annoys the fuck out of me when people need to announce to the world what they are “sacrificing” for whatever reason. Stop being so self righteous. If it meant anything to you, you’d keep it personal and not advertise it so everyone can admire your religiousness. Fuck off.

1. Sean cannot say v a l e n t I n e. He says “valentimes”

2. He made up a song for me on valentines day that involves a verse about me not having a man.

3. He told me if anyone asks, that he is my valentine.

4. After vday, he told me how he bought the flower girl of the store (remind me to go on about her later) a ten dollar valentine card that “really expresses how he feels”

5. This is a word for word story he made me listen to:
“So on valentimes day a customer bought a cake for their husband and they wanted it written on so my girl wrote on it and she did a really good job it was her first time doing it. Then she wanted to taste the frosting so she tasted it and was like this is good so I wanted to taste it so we kissed.

6. The only thing I got for valentines day was a rose from an asian customer that comes every Saturday and gets the same thing.

7. The end.