Happy Valentimes Day.

1. Sean cannot say v a l e n t I n e. He says “valentimes”

2. He made up a song for me on valentines day that involves a verse about me not having a man.

3. He told me if anyone asks, that he is my valentine.

4. After vday, he told me how he bought the flower girl of the store (remind me to go on about her later) a ten dollar valentine card that “really expresses how he feels”

5. This is a word for word story he made me listen to:
“So on valentimes day a customer bought a cake for their husband and they wanted it written on so my girl wrote on it and she did a really good job it was her first time doing it. Then she wanted to taste the frosting so she tasted it and was like this is good so I wanted to taste it so we kissed.

6. The only thing I got for valentines day was a rose from an asian customer that comes every Saturday and gets the same thing.

7. The end.