Too Bad You Didn’t Give Up Living

So a customer orders something from the deli and we are supposed to offer a sample. Now that it’s Lent, on certain days these people don’t eat meat, so they get offended if I offer them a sample.

I don’t give a shit. I’m just doing my job.

So on Ash Wednesday, this guy orders swiss and american cheese. Tells me it’s lent and he gave up meat. Great. I didn’t ask, I don’t care.

A mother and her two kids come to the counter and order ham and turkey. Her little kids start yelling “I want a slice I want a slice I want turkey I want some” and she gets mad at them and tells them not today.
Explains its ash Wednesday.

Great. I didn’t ask, I don’t care.

It annoys the fuck out of me when people need to announce to the world what they are “sacrificing” for whatever reason. Stop being so self righteous. If it meant anything to you, you’d keep it personal and not advertise it so everyone can admire your religiousness. Fuck off.