Well they both came from the water?

This one lady, who has often made me make her seafood salad sandwiches, and is as quick to scream at me as she is to praise me, well… she asked me something yesterday.

She came up to the counter with two wedges I had just finished making.

“What’s the difference between the tuna salad and the seafood salad?”

I had to have her repeat the question. Sure I heard her right, I was flabbergasted.

“Well…. one is seafood and the other is just tuna.”

I had thought that was self explainatory.

“But what’s the difference?” she asked again.

“Uh… well one is just tuna salad, and the other is shrimp and imitation crab, and basically a whole seafood salad…”

The worst part was that she ALWAYS Asks me to make her seafood sandwiches, but she had to go and say she thinks she usually gets tuna, but she was going to buy one of each anyway, because “you make such good sandwiches. Everything you do is wonderful.”

Yea. Okay.