The stupid things that sean says are a thing of the past

That’s right. The end.

A few weeks ago, before my lovely unpaid vacation, sean said to me:

“Yo is your chest pregnant? Cause them shits is big!”

This annoyed me so much I mentioned it to someone else and they said that he’s not allowed to talk like that, because its sexual harrassment. They told me I should tell him I didn’t appreciate being spoken to that way, and if he did it one more time I would file a complaint.

I explained I’ve told him before to stop but he would always stop for a few days then come over again and start shit. By this point, I now had three people listening to me and they decided to say something to him.

I came back from lunch and continued working, but sean was on his way home. After clocking out, he came back to the deli and started loudly saying how “certain people” needed to keep his name “out they mouths” and other such ghettoness. He was telling everyone BUT me.

So I said, “you’re the one who started it. I was in the cooler minding my own business working and you started screaming a song about me until you got my attention.” (He raps about everyone who works there…bad things of course)

He then said he wasn’t talking to me, he was talking to my coworkers. So I said fine, keep my name out of your mouth and id do the same.

After some more ghetto hand movements and angry rants to other people he left.

That was about a month ago. He hasn’t spoken to me since.

Its been the most amazing thing. I love it. Of course, I won’t have anything to write about, but my work days will be less painful.

I do still have a pile of random quotes that have been sitting in my room for a while. I just have to find the time to go through them and post them. Then, it will become “the sean archives.”