At least pay attention to what you’re wearing today.

I was in an antagonizing mood today, and was being sarcastically upbeat to cutomers all day. At one point I went up to the office to get some paperwork and as I was walking back, this adorable young man was bent over in the candy aisle.

His boxers were very visible and were covered in spades and hearts, clubs and diamonds. Just to be an ass, I walked past him and randomly asked him if he liked poker.

He looked at me weird and goes, “yea, I love poker.”

So I told him I was just wondering, because he looked like a big poker player.

He seemed like he wanted to say something, and started to a few times, then randomly asked if I knew what aisle tablecloths were in. I told him, and he still looked like a deer in headlights or something.

I think I freaked him out… he must have wondered how a complete stranger knew his favorite pastime.

I hope when he takes his pants off later tonight and sees the poker boxers he smacks himself in the head.