Now serving swanson ham.
Two old ladies come to the counter.
Lady1 – what kind of ham do you have?
Me – boiled ham, virginia, and honey are on sale for 4.99. Low salt ham, peppered, and hot are 5.99. Deitz and watson brand ham is 8.99.
Lady1: what flavors does the Swanson ham have?
Me – the what?
Lady2 – the Swanson ham! You just said you had swanson ham!
Me- uhm…the Deitz and watson ham? There’s boiled, honey, and virginia.
Lady1 – okay give me enough virginia ham for a sandwich. And do you have butterball lite turkey? I want enough for a sandwich.
Me- slicing the ham, then the turkey.
Lady2 – what’s that? Who’s that for? I’m next.
Me- your friend wanted this……
Lady2 – you ordered that? I thought you wanted ham.
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