Vomit.

I am not a fan of PDA. its not because I’m “jealous” of those with significant others, I just think it’s gross. Even when I have someone, I’m really only comfortable with a limited amount of affection in public.

So seeing this today literally made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

I live on a dead end hill. At the bottom of the hill is a long staircase that turns left at the end. There is a stone wall surrounding the staircase as it leads to the very busy street below.

It is not an invisibility wall. It is not a six foot high wall. It is a small wall. Therefore, when you sit on the stairs, which are on a hill and thus place you ABOVE the wall, I CAN STILL FUCKING SEE YOU.

So I’m walking home from work and I need to get up these stairs. From far away, I see two people sitting there. One, a very fat, pig faced woman, has her legs WIDE OPEN. The other, a small, dark, spanish looking man, is sitting on the step below her, between her legs.

As I walk closer, I can see he is rubbing her leg, and kissing it. Then I see him put one hand up higher, between her legs and under her shorts, as he continues rubbing her leg. Uh, ew.

It definitely looked like she was getting fingered as he caressed her. That’s just plain fucking gross. Its not like it was even a secluded area. It was a highly visible spot to be doing that, and the fact that they were both hideous made it even more disgusting.

Human beings are filthy, disgusting creatures – and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.