Skipping Ahead

One day i’ll try to fill in the five month gap of horror stories that have happened since ive last posted. But for now, ill tell you about two days ago.

Remember the bouffant lady? That asshole of a woman who would bother me on all of my breaks and ask that i just go back to the deli to help her for a minute, despite being clocked out on lunch…..

Well, i havent seen her since the old job first started closing. But i was transferred to another location and soon forgot all about her. Until that dreaded moment, when i had just clocked out for lunch and was waiting on line to pay for my vitamin water.

I saw her as i neared the front of the store, and i quickly buried myself in the cooler, intently deciding on which bottle of water to buy. From behind me, i hear, “HELLLLO.”

I muttered, still in the cooler, “hi.”

Which, of course, was not good enough for her. She repeated her greeting and blocked my departure.

“hello,” again i said, this time to her. But I’ve changed in these months, and i no longer care if im a cunt to customers.

She asked me if i worked there, if i was still in the deli.

“yup.” Was all i replied.

Then she said, “i’ve missed you.”

Which left me with two options:

1. Lie to her and say ive missed her too

Or the option i chose.

2. Awkwardly look elsewhere, say, “um………..thanks” and mutter goodbye as i hightailed it out of there.

I was hoping she wouldnt be there when i got back from lunch, and luckily she wasnt. Maybe she got the hint that shes a cunt and i never liked her.