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		<title>My Magic Ass</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wrote this a few weeks ago, never posted it. CLEARLY I was angry and emotional&#8230;&#8230; &#160; &#160; &#160; If I could turn myself into a bear at will, I would have mauled the shit out of someone today. Well, everyday, really. &#160; My Magic Ass In the old store I worked at, the backup deli [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=633&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Digging For Gold</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 15:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was doing something just now in the deli, and i suppose the customer didnt see me standing there, because he shoved his finger right up his fucking nose. I quickly shouted &#8220;can i help you?&#8221; And he just casually pulled his finger out and ordered. Gross. This is right up there with those customers [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=623&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Skipping Ahead</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 11:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day i&#8217;ll try to fill in the five month gap of horror stories that have happened since ive last posted. But for now, ill tell you about two days ago. Remember the bouffant lady? That asshole of a woman who would bother me on all of my breaks and ask that i just go [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=622&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Im here</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 11:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ive been getting comments from sone very nice readers expressing concern and curiosity as to what ever happened to me. Wel, im here. I still have a job, and im still the disgruntled deli girl. I suppose i keep putting off updating for three reasons: 1. The longer i put it off, the more there [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=621&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Case of the Omniscent Part Timer.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 11:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sooooo tired of hundreds of people asking me every day the same questions: - why is the store closing? - its always so busy, is business that bad? - are they transferring you all? - where are you going to work? - What are you going to do? - where am I going to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=619&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>No More Deli Girl, No More Sean Quotes.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate my job. But I&#8217;ve stayed this long because I love my managers and they&#8217;ve treated me like their daughter these past three years. Well, that and because I haven&#8217;t put enough effort into finding a better job. Clearly, I was sucked into the I-have-a-job-I-need-to-pay-bills-I&#8217;m-too-tired-to-look sort of mind frame. Now it&#8217;s come back to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=613&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Price Purchasing For The Particularly Poor.</title>
		<link>http://imaterribleperson.com/2011/02/18/price-purchasing-for-the-particularly-poor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 05:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day a customer came to the counter, said, &#8220;is this the deli?&#8221;  and then proceeded to look at everything for ten minutes. A coworker ended up helping her. She ordered &#8220;Two slices of yellow american, Land O Lakes.&#8221; Then, she asked how much the store cheese was ($2 cheaper.) So she said she [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=605&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Distribution Of Work Vs. Pay.</title>
		<link>http://imaterribleperson.com/2011/01/06/the-distribution-of-work-vs-pay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 04:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sort of have an anxiety disorder. I don&#8217;t often have panic attacks, but I do have them. So the stress of this day sent me off into the wonderful world of panic. Here&#8217;s what happened. &#160; The store is trying to save money, so they always cut the schedule. Sunday is overtime, so they [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=597&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hearing What You Want To Hear</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 03:36:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That annoying bouffant lady I hate always orders low salt products. But also wants just what is on sale. I know she&#8217;s gonna ask if every single thing is low salt. Customer &#8211; What swiss is on sale? Me &#8211; Domestic Swiss. It does NOT come in a light version. Customer &#8211; It&#8217;s not low [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=594&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>As Soon As I Finish My Laundry&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 03:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the past few months, a lovely woman has been coming to the deli and buying just one thing. The woman&#8217;s voice is exactly like the mother character on that 90&#8242;s sitcom The Nanny. So hear that in your head when you read this. &#160; The first time I saw her, she said she really [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=592&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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