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		<title>Skipping Ahead</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 11:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day i&#8217;ll try to fill in the five month gap of horror stories that have happened since ive last posted. But for now, ill tell you about two days ago. Remember the bouffant lady? That asshole of a woman who would bother me on all of my breaks and ask that i just go [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=622&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Case of the Omniscent Part Timer.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 11:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sooooo tired of hundreds of people asking me every day the same questions: - why is the store closing? - its always so busy, is business that bad? - are they transferring you all? - where are you going to work? - What are you going to do? - where am I going to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=619&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>As Soon As I Finish My Laundry&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 03:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[cole slaw]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the past few months, a lovely woman has been coming to the deli and buying just one thing. The woman&#8217;s voice is exactly like the mother character on that 90&#8242;s sitcom The Nanny. So hear that in your head when you read this. &#160; The first time I saw her, she said she really [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=592&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Halloween Hair.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 16:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Woman of my Nightmares</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A while back, this woman would come to the deli counter almost daily and ask us to drain the juice from a rotisserie chicken and wrap it up for her. Sometimes she would come and just leave the chicken on the counter until we had a chance to wrap it. It was annoying after a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=547&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Well they both came from the water?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one lady, who has often made me make her seafood salad sandwiches, and is as quick to scream at me as she is to praise me, well&#8230; she asked me something yesterday. She came up to the counter with two wedges I had just finished making. &#8220;What&#8217;s the difference between the tuna salad and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=473&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Random.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate when cross eyed people come to the deli. I never know where to look. Filed under: Creepy?, Disgruntled Deli Girl, Im sick of your face. Tagged: cross eyed<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=467&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>He Knows Me So Well&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean: I know it hurts your heart when I talk to other girls, but chill out. I know you have a heart of glass but I&#8217;m not trying to drop it. That was said to me one day after I told him to shut up when he kept going on about how he slept with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=466&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Was Wondering What That Smell Was</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet another day he decided to annoy me. Sean: I&#8217;m talking to you cause you&#8217;re so beautiful and attractive. I put my heart out there and you step on it. Filed under: Im sick of your face., Men. Ugh., Stupid things that Sean says Tagged: love, sean, shit<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=463&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Too Bad You Didn&#8217;t Give Up Living</title>
		<link>http://imaterribleperson.com/2010/02/20/too-bad-you-didnt-give-up-living/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[ash Wednesday]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[lent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[self righteousness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So a customer orders something from the deli and we are supposed to offer a sample. Now that it&#8217;s Lent, on certain days these people don&#8217;t eat meat, so they get offended if I offer them a sample. I don&#8217;t give a shit. I&#8217;m just doing my job. So on Ash Wednesday, this guy orders [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=462&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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