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		<title>Sound Advice Through The Ages/ Loud Mother On Bus</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just now I was on the bus &#38; heard a woman yelling. I lowered my headphones and got nosey. Turns out this sassy black woman was LOUDLY giving her daughter advice via cellphone convo on the bus. This is what I heard: &#8220;I&#8217;m tellin you, you need to leave that nigga. You gotta get you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=626&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>As Soon As I Finish My Laundry&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 03:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the past few months, a lovely woman has been coming to the deli and buying just one thing. The woman&#8217;s voice is exactly like the mother character on that 90&#8242;s sitcom The Nanny. So hear that in your head when you read this. &#160; The first time I saw her, she said she really [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=592&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How Traumatic Childhoods Start.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 23:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a regular customer who likes to talk about her family. I overheard her telling my coworker that her daughter just had another baby. Ahem. Here are the names of her three children: Olympus Spartacus Apocalypse Those children are going to get beat up in school. Traumatized. Just my opinion. I mean really&#8230;. Apocalypse? [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=590&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Dress In Black/White Stripes and Explode.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 23:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was cranky one day at work. When Sean came in and tried talking to me I just shrugged, pointed, waved, nodded. He apparently has had a very poor education, as this is what he said. &#8220;What are you, a mine? You&#8217;re not talking just hand movements? You&#8217;re a mine?&#8221; Filed under: Stupid Things I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=589&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why I&#8217;m poor.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 16:40:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>All He&#8217;s Missing Is Necrophilia.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 16:38:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Halloween Hair.</title>
		<link>http://imaterribleperson.com/2010/09/21/halloween-hair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 16:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I change my hair color frequently. It is currently blonde with pink tips and streaks. Yesterday I was in Target minding my own business and an old woman walked by me and decided to open her cunt mouth. &#8220;Are you going trick-or-treating?&#8221; She asked. Uh yea, clever, it&#8217;s September 20th. &#8220;Nope.&#8221; I replied, and continued [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=553&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Douches.</title>
		<link>http://imaterribleperson.com/2010/09/06/douches/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two guys shopping: Excuse me, ma&#8217;am. (Cause I look so fucking old&#8230;.) Guy 1: do you know if you carry beer pong balls? Me: not sure. Check the beer aisle but I don&#8217;t think we do. Guy 1: I need to play some fucking BEER PONG! Guy 2: YEA MAN! Filed under: Disgruntled Deli Girl, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=545&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Now serving swanson ham.</title>
		<link>http://imaterribleperson.com/2010/08/27/now-serving-swanson-ham/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:51:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two old ladies come to the counter. Lady1 &#8211; what kind of ham do you have? Me &#8211; boiled ham, virginia, and honey are on sale for 4.99. Low salt ham, peppered, and hot are 5.99. Deitz and watson brand ham is 8.99. Lady1: what flavors does the Swanson ham have? Me &#8211; the what? [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=542&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Well they both came from the water?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one lady, who has often made me make her seafood salad sandwiches, and is as quick to scream at me as she is to praise me, well&#8230; she asked me something yesterday. She came up to the counter with two wedges I had just finished making. &#8220;What&#8217;s the difference between the tuna salad and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=473&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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