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		<title>Back to My Roots.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since apparently i have &#8220;subscribers&#8221; to my blog, and a lot of them are from when I began this site, you&#8217;ll be wanting some Sean updates. And&#8230; as I&#8217;m writing this I realize I just blew my own spot. Fuck. Okay, well, Sean may find out about this accidentally through my overusage of social media. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=636&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yes or No?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean came up to me the other day and asked if I could give him a copy of the book I wrote about him. I was confused, then he reminded me that I always used to write down his stupid quotes and he was convinced I was compiling a book. Since I will never see [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=610&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Distribution Of Work Vs. Pay.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 04:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sort of have an anxiety disorder. I don&#8217;t often have panic attacks, but I do have them. So the stress of this day sent me off into the wonderful world of panic. Here&#8217;s what happened. &#160; The store is trying to save money, so they always cut the schedule. Sunday is overtime, so they [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=597&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Dress In Black/White Stripes and Explode.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 23:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was cranky one day at work. When Sean came in and tried talking to me I just shrugged, pointed, waved, nodded. He apparently has had a very poor education, as this is what he said. &#8220;What are you, a mine? You&#8217;re not talking just hand movements? You&#8217;re a mine?&#8221; Filed under: Stupid Things I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=589&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Wish They&#8217;d Just Work Harder&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://imaterribleperson.com/2010/10/17/i-wish-theyd-just-work-harder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 18:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean and his friend spend about twenty minutes arguing over whose facebook pictures were &#8220;harder.&#8221; They then proceeded to take pictures of each other at work to send to some girl, and to put up on facebook. I wish they&#8217;d just work harder instead of trying to &#8220;look hard.&#8221; Filed under: Disgruntled Deli Girl, Men. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=584&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>All He&#8217;s Missing Is Necrophilia.</title>
		<link>http://imaterribleperson.com/2010/10/17/all-hes-missing-is-necrophilia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 16:38:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m pretty sure Sean sits at home sometimes, thinking of stupid things to say, in hopes of me writing it down. Sean, to his friend/coworker: &#8220;Yo when I be smashing chicks I feel like I&#8217;m getting married &#8211; I got someone old, someone new, and someone borrowed. You feel me?&#8221; Filed under: Disgruntled Deli Girl, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=581&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I’m never shopping in either again.</title>
		<link>http://imaterribleperson.com/2010/09/06/im-never-shopping-in-either-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean: Yo, do you know which would be better to get vampire stuff at? Hot topic or spencers? Filed under: Stupid things that Sean says Tagged: hot topic, spencers, Stupid things that Sean says<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=544&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I stopped saving sean quotes, but here’s one anyway.</title>
		<link>http://imaterribleperson.com/2010/08/15/i-stopped-saving-sean-quotes-but-heres-one-anyway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 19:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean came out and sat next to me on my lunch. He started talking at me. Sean: so you ready to give this friendship thing another try to see if we could get closer to a relationship? I gave him a blank stare. Sean: yo, you finish that book about me yet with all my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=539&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>He Knows Me So Well&#8230;..</title>
		<link>http://imaterribleperson.com/2010/02/21/he-knows-me-so-well/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean: I know it hurts your heart when I talk to other girls, but chill out. I know you have a heart of glass but I&#8217;m not trying to drop it. That was said to me one day after I told him to shut up when he kept going on about how he slept with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=466&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Even though I haven&#8217;t posted&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;I keep all these treasures in piles of scrap paper. Here&#8217;s one from last month. I was making something, maybe wrapping for the cold cut case, and Sean came up behind me. Sean: I love you. I&#8217;m not in love with you, but I love you as a friend. *pause* so keep up the good [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=465&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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