SK1ANGEL
WEISGUYS
TIQUES
CHIMERA2
KENTHOPS
RITA TOY
4EVERUS3
MRS GC
J3SSICA
SLEEPCOP
PADDL10S
CROSSRDS
MS DAZY
JOYMARK
THE BOB
CRAFTCLB
XPIRED
AREUKYND
DADDEGRL
HLDURHND
FOZMAN
NOBADAYZ
O DRAMA
PWRFULL
JNDABOYZ
Today’s installment of stupid vanity plates is filled with real winners. Enjoy the eye rolling.
FLWRPOWR
FNTASTK4
DADNBUN
4ALFREDO
ABABYJAG
B4SHAFT
WE PUSH
OUR LIFE
MUSIC4
MS SILK
LYF2SHRT
CAR IZZ
TWENTY20
PRAZEHIM
GOSONIC
MALIBU D
DR SWITCH
JEZEBELL
LATINLUV
CAPULOVE
INSMAN
JUNGLELV
*credit to mindsay mohan for today’s blog title, and to everyone who texts me stupid vanity plates : )
mmcbaby
EVENTS
SLOTBAbY
4G NY
SWEETNOV
SODA PUP
DEBS TOY
SNOOPI2
KLEEN 15
MARYJFAN <— i wonder how often they get pulled over by the cops….
CAPPYS
TIGGABLU
INFOMGMT
AMY FAWN
ALL NET
SAYHEELS < —– REALLY? You’re gonna pay for a vanity plate, and make it say “say heels” ….REALLLLY?
SCHLEPERS
BAD KIDZ
TURBOPSI <— we were trying to figure this one out… settled on “turbo pussy”
MUST JET
PEPE 61
ROCK
IMGNEME
NVR4GETM
5000MTRS
Due to the Sidekick data loss, my vanity plates have been suffering. Aside from losing that 100+ list i had, people have been texting me plates, but then last night again all my texts are erased! So now I lost some new ones too. This will have to do. BTW: what kind of idiot really loves texas hold em that much? really? a license plate? …….
Pitron2
Texshldm
Be lovin
PROGROCK
Thnkgd
Yugioh
Mooch 4
Sela
Ooky
Clubcasa
Judoway
Op3ra
Just jack
A budram
Prove it
Londin
Dingo
Krista
Lilith13
Primrose
Mishaa
Nyorkers
J nice
LAUGH 3
Yeye 5
B bless
Wowecs 2
Wowecs 4
Samosun
Zion trn
Grindcor
Tf talk2
Swmp thg
Build4
Berlin
Ameera
Wht evvr
Mamaswey
My ruby
Show bzz
4 eva
Fooooood
Lisalen
Mad dog
G steel
Polprinz
Bob love
Tapes 2
Takeahik
We win (right after a yankees symbol)
Personas
I dublin
L luvs B
Castawys
Doxiedad
159 in 10
Naiemah
Rescue3
Umantony (seen again)
4evralon
Hyper5
Lady taz
Bubby16x
Robynyc
Eddnog
Forces
Alcira
Rkc201
Wht evrr
Samsbird
I love that all my friends now send me texts of stupid vanity plates they see. Some are from friends, some are ones i’ve seen. Ive cut it down to the best ones.
Romero1
Stewman
B7 (bingo!!!!)
This
Go2god
Long joe
Pixtures
Lostboy
Nyminut1
Myminime (douche bag driver who was cutting us off)
Ny kidd
Joo
Jaalynn
Bxboy97
Skinny
Peaking
Leakin
Pssylvr
Cubn dva
Lunatics
Dsled
By rlst8
Ilivnlrn
Flyfishh
Foxnhund
Fla g8rs (with a florida gators sticker right above it. A NY plate though.)
Fenichka
Munia
Laimes
Moo 19
Elite cm (elite cock muncher?)
Ciao la
Ntcrackr
Dietstuf (diet stuff? What the fuck kind of vanity plate is that?)
Geddyup
Pc taxes
Scagz
Iluvau
Loveyoga
W dizney
Mommyof3
7sisters
FIMITAXI
Dioslove (with a GIANT ‘god is love’ sticker across the bumper)
Btflswan (butt tickling fart licking swan?)
Adreamr (ill probably cause a car accident)
Paladin8
Pplrstpd (ok I actually like this one)
Fduciary
Sng dmg
Luvjesu
Umantony (ummm what’s my name again?)
Jo boy
Fimitaxi (For Illegial Male Immigrants taxi)
Comp ta (what, complimentary tits and ass?)
Random21
Onseonly
Trblmkr1 (im so badass my license plate tells other drivers im a trouble maker!!)
Milboo
Batboat
Swingez (I probably have the clap.)
Kneeland
1nycfood (im hungry.)
1getmony
Weh cr1
Gmeabrak (jeez. Give ME a break.)
Tapahtac
58 flat
Xxxvette
Nevadull
Spectqlr
Sruth1
Jazzmed
Whts4dnr
Mypalace
MrRice
Windovr4
This is not including ones I’ve forgotten or deemed pointless to collect.
But seriouslt, what’s with this vanity plate epidemic? Was there a buy one get one free sale somewhere? I have never seen so many before in my life than in 2009.
From now on im just saving the dumbest.
Genesis1
Taz25
Uncleguy
1carol
Hldurhnd
Raymona
PICKLERS
RUN USA
SHERJER
EMILY
MAMAMAD1
FASTMERC
Ugh.
