At the HAIR REPLACEMENT CENTER:
extensions. nails. coloring. makeup. lashes. etc. normal things you’d find in a salon.
but then… KID’S PARTIES? WTF?????
I’m really not a man-hating dyke. But men really annoy the shit out of me quite often. Here’s some things that really aggrivate me:
This is something I’ve noticed over the past year. Men tend to turn their heads quite fast while driving, in any direction. Particularly, if i’m standing at a bus stop or waiting for a ride, I’ll notice about 15 male drivers quickly turn their heads and stare as they drive by. Female drivers might occassionally glance, but not one of them TURNS THEIR HEAD AND STARES while they’re driving. They just don’t do that.
Also, the passengers in cars do it too. Men will usually stare at me or another woman at a bus stop until we’re no longer in sight. Teenagers in cars will sometimes glance and make a face, but they just don’t STARE. I think there should be a shock collar invented for men so that they can’t stare down their prey.
I am in no way complaining, saying that I’m the only one this happens to. It’s a general observation about men. The fact that they are mostly black seems unimportant, cause they are just acting like men.
For instance, over the summer i was sitting at a bus stop going home from work. A large black man in the passenger seat of a car started shouting at me the whole time they were stopped at a red light. “I need a nice, thick girl like you to satisfy me” and other retarded things he yelled. He asked for my phone number, started getting angry that i was ignoring him, and just was a complete dick.
Once, walking home from school, an older black man was across the street and started yelling out “hey big girl, come over here and shake your big titties for me.” I ignored him and he kept shouting till i was down the street.
In 2006, on my way home from work a man sat near me at the back of the bus. I had headphones on, and he kept tapping me trying to get my attention. There was no where else on the crowded bus for me to move, so i ignored him as long as i could, then gave in trying to deter him. He asked what music i was listening to, where i worked, suggested i suck his dick with ice in my mouth, told me i’d look good naked in his shower with steam comingn off of me, etc. I started telling him i was a lesbian, because he wouldnt leave me alone. He then told me a guy must have broken my heart, all lesbians really are just hurt, etc. He kept saying nasty things. So then i told him I had aids. He told me to stick out my tongue so he could tell if i was sick. At that point a black lady near me started laughing hysterically and telling the guy he was an idiot and if someone said they had aids she’d sure leave them alone. She then argued with him about health and shit until i got off.
And when guys say shit to women it’s not always perverted. Sometimes it’s mean, like the one time a guy called me fat as he drove by. Okay so that was once. Usually it’s always perverted.
How many times have you seen a woman roll down their window and yell to a guy for them to suck on their clit or something? And if you ever have seen a woman do something like the things these guys do, i want to meet her.
it’s for shit like that that i now take a sick enjoyment in teasing men. I also love when mindsay mohan and i are driving around and we just honk at guys for the hell of it. It’s okay for guys to do it, so we do it too now.
I actually think i should write a book about all the weird shit that men have done… Like when i was in high school and waiting at the train station for the bus. This random guy came up to me and started talking to me, and telling me i was a good listener, and i reminded him of his baby’s mama, who was fourteen, and how he just got out of jail but it wasn’t his fault he was trespassing , etc.
Or that cab driver who when i was 15 wouldnt let me out of the cab and kissed my hand and told me he wanted me to work in his new mexican resturaunt.
Or the creepy “i love you” guy from my earlier blogs.
Or the creepy MASTURBATOR from when i worked at the beauty supply store.
Or the guy who kept coming in to the beauty supply store when i was alone and asking me out, and telling me i was pretty, and whenever i tried to ignore him or get him out of the store he would say i only cared about his money, women are all the same.
Or the guys who worked nearby and would bother my coworkers all the time. One guy kept calling the store asking for her and harrassing her.
Or what about the bus masturbator who was stalking my friend?
Or the guy who was in the movie theater with mindsay mohan, the “you have nice teeth” guy?
Or what about SEAN? There’s an argument for pieces of shit if ever there was one.
OKay I’m tired of writing this. Obviously i have some pent up anger from all the shit men put women through. It’s really not fair, and I now have a sci-fi novel i’m dying to write…..
I like kissing, but i never used to. I used to think it was just me, that I didnt enjoy it. Then, I kissed a couple of men who actually knew how to kiss. The kind of kissing that makes your lips tingle and your heart melt. The good kind.
So sometimes I just want to make out. I don’t want to go out and have sex with random guys. I just want 10 minutes of amazing kisses. It’s a pretty simple request, in my opinion.
I don’t think it’s too much to ask for.
But guys just don’t see it the same way. Male friends and male idiots I know all seem to agree that they don’t like kissing. It’s only useful if it leads to sex, or at least a blow job.
And not only that, but if you do find a guy who is willing to settle for just a kiss and nothing else, the problem is that they suck at kissing. And how do you TELL them they suck? I mean, maybe it’s just my opinion, and i don’t like their kissing style. But is there a way to convince them to kiss you the way you like to be kissed? What’s the protocol? What’s the secret?
It’s rather depressing, actually. It’s like when you crave something yummy like an ice cream sundae or the world’s best pizza and you keep getting frozen milk and pizza lunchables. There’s no comparison. It’s completely different, and unsatisfying.
The worst is when you meet a guy you never thought you’d like, and he turns out to be the most amazing kisser ever. Then it doesn’t work out, and you know he’s out there, kissing other women with his amazing talent, and you’re stuck with guys that just jam their tongues down your throat from a mile away.
Life is unfair.
I really don’t think it’s too much to ask for, to find a guy who is good at kissing and doesn’t expect anything else.
end rant.
Sean has been on vacation for 11 days. He returned on Wednesday, wearing a long sleeved shirt with fake tattoos on it. You know the kind… they are hideous.
But, not only that, Sean smiled. And what was revealed when he did so?
Two. Gold. Teeth.
Lisalen
Mad dog
G steel
Polprinz
Bob love
Tapes 2
Takeahik
We win (right after a yankees symbol)
Personas
I dublin
L luvs B
Castawys
Doxiedad
159 in 10
Naiemah
Rescue3
Umantony (seen again)
4evralon
Hyper5
Lady taz
Bubby16x
Robynyc
Eddnog
Forces
Alcira
Rkc201
Wht evrr
Samsbird
