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		<title>Sound Advice Through The Ages/ Loud Mother On Bus</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just now I was on the bus &#38; heard a woman yelling. I lowered my headphones and got nosey. Turns out this sassy black woman was LOUDLY giving her daughter advice via cellphone convo on the bus. This is what I heard: &#8220;I&#8217;m tellin you, you need to leave that nigga. You gotta get you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=626&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How Sweet, Literally.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 19:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A customer I&#8217;ve never seen before came up to me with some Pillsbury cinnamon rolls. The kind in the little barrel you just pop open and cook. They had 50% off managers special labels on them, plus everything in the store has a sign for what percentage off it is. He wanted to know how [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=620&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Distribution Of Work Vs. Pay.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 04:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sort of have an anxiety disorder. I don&#8217;t often have panic attacks, but I do have them. So the stress of this day sent me off into the wonderful world of panic. Here&#8217;s what happened. &#160; The store is trying to save money, so they always cut the schedule. Sunday is overtime, so they [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=597&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s combat childhood balding.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the HAIR REPLACEMENT CENTER: extensions. nails. coloring. makeup. lashes. etc. normal things you&#8217;d find in a salon. but then&#8230; KID&#8217;S PARTIES? WTF????? Posted in 100% Irrelevant, Things that drive me crazy, True Story Tagged: hair replacement, KID'S PARTIES, salon<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=401&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>someone&#8217;s lucky day&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So one day I saw a teenage couple get on the bus. They sat in front of me for the 45 min bus ride. It appeared as if the girl was giving her man a handjob. On the bus. And that&#8217;s not something that&#8217;s easily mistaken. Handjob. On the bus.   Posted in True Story [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=347&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I have &#8220;that face&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 04:49:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What face is that, you ask? I have the face that just makes EVERYONE wanna fuck with me. Today&#8217;s example. I&#8217;m walking to work and intending on stopping at dunkin donuts to get my daily latte. I flick my cigarette in the street and notice the car closest to the sidewalk has a driver that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=315&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How I entertain myself &#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 00:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, I was sharpening the slicers before the deli opened early in the morning. The Coke vendor was walking by, and since we made eye contact, we both did the &#8220;Good morning&#8221; nod. I&#8217;d never even looked at the man before that morning. I occassionally like to be annoying. Not in a spiteful or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=291&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Really, someone wants to fuck YOU??? You must be joking.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you ever see someone in a store buying condoms and think to yourself, &#8220;Really? YOU&#8217;RE getting laid, and I&#8217;M not????&#8221;   Also, what is this embedded human need to buy buffer items when purchasing things like condoms, tampons, lube, laxatives, etc? All those things pertain to basic human needs. Everyone uses them. Why are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=267&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Coco-nuts.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I procrastinate, so this is a bit old. A few weeks ago, while outside having a cig, this customer got out of his car and came up to the store. He went right over to the pillars outside and just started banging this coconut (that came out of nowhere) on the bricks. He paused, switched [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=175&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>this is just venting becuse im going insane.</title>
		<link>http://imaterribleperson.com/2009/08/22/this-is-just-venting-becuse-ime-going-insane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Out of respect for a certain coworker, I never write about him. He drives me insane, but deep down I think he&#8217;s a nice guy, so I won&#8217;t go on about him like I do with sean. We&#8217;ll call him &#8220;Xx&#8221; So. Xx is always complaining to me about how he is single, wants a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=169&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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