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		<title>Promise Rings</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 03:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to try my best to REALLY keep updating. It was pretty cool to see that in 2010 I literally posted all year. Every month. Some months had over 30 posts in them. I mean&#8230; that&#8217;s awesome, considering last year I barely bothered with that whole nonsense of getting out of bed and living. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=638&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Back to My Roots.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Stupid things that Sean says]]></category>
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		<title>My Magic Ass</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wrote this a few weeks ago, never posted it. CLEARLY I was angry and emotional&#8230;&#8230; &#160; &#160; &#160; If I could turn myself into a bear at will, I would have mauled the shit out of someone today. Well, everyday, really. &#160; My Magic Ass In the old store I worked at, the backup deli [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=633&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hey Girl, I Care About Your Health</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 01:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is from my other blog that i no longer post on. from 11/2010 &#160; At 7:55am, I was standing outside my job having a smoke. This tall black man in a camel colored velour sweatsuit came out of the store. As he walked past, he kept staring at me. I assumed the pink hair [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=630&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sound Advice Through The Ages/ Loud Mother On Bus</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just now I was on the bus &#38; heard a woman yelling. I lowered my headphones and got nosey. Turns out this sassy black woman was LOUDLY giving her daughter advice via cellphone convo on the bus. This is what I heard: &#8220;I&#8217;m tellin you, you need to leave that nigga. You gotta get you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=626&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Um&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 19:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yea i used to post vanity plates i would see in my travels, then i just stopped writing them down. But heres one for old times&#8217; sake. Filed under: Stupid Vanity Plates<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=625&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Digging For Gold</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 15:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was doing something just now in the deli, and i suppose the customer didnt see me standing there, because he shoved his finger right up his fucking nose. I quickly shouted &#8220;can i help you?&#8221; And he just casually pulled his finger out and ordered. Gross. This is right up there with those customers [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=623&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Skipping Ahead</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 11:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day i&#8217;ll try to fill in the five month gap of horror stories that have happened since ive last posted. But for now, ill tell you about two days ago. Remember the bouffant lady? That asshole of a woman who would bother me on all of my breaks and ask that i just go [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=622&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Im here</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 11:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ive been getting comments from sone very nice readers expressing concern and curiosity as to what ever happened to me. Wel, im here. I still have a job, and im still the disgruntled deli girl. I suppose i keep putting off updating for three reasons: 1. The longer i put it off, the more there [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=621&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How Sweet, Literally.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 19:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A customer I&#8217;ve never seen before came up to me with some Pillsbury cinnamon rolls. The kind in the little barrel you just pop open and cook. They had 50% off managers special labels on them, plus everything in the store has a sign for what percentage off it is. He wanted to know how [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=620&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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