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		<title>The Woman of my Nightmares</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A while back, this woman would come to the deli counter almost daily and ask us to drain the juice from a rotisserie chicken and wrap it up for her. Sometimes she would come and just leave the chicken on the counter until we had a chance to wrap it. It was annoying after a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=547&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Am Not Religious #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:06:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One lovely Sunday morning, I was helping one customer. My manager (with the four Sunday hours they gave her) was trying to fill the deli case with something. One other woman was on line. Just one. She was next. Woman: Are you the only one working? I need to get to church I don&#8217;t have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=546&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Douches.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I&#8217;m never shopping in either again.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Stupid things that Sean says]]></category>
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		<title>Terribly bitter, and bursting with potential.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:24:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I was on break and saw a customer I hadn&#8217;t seen for some time. She used to come in and get her daughter&#8217;s lunch meat, so since school let out I hadn&#8217;t seen her. She came to talk to me, because I&#8217;m always so nice to her, and eventually got to asking me what [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=543&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Now serving swanson ham.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:51:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two old ladies come to the counter. Lady1 &#8211; what kind of ham do you have? Me &#8211; boiled ham, virginia, and honey are on sale for 4.99. Low salt ham, peppered, and hot are 5.99. Deitz and watson brand ham is 8.99. Lady1: what flavors does the Swanson ham have? Me &#8211; the what? [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=542&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Vomit.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:50:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not a fan of PDA. its not because I&#8217;m &#8220;jealous&#8221; of those with significant others, I just think it&#8217;s gross. Even when I have someone, I&#8217;m really only comfortable with a limited amount of affection in public. So seeing this today literally made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=541&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My friend Mindsay</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:55:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Years ago, my bff Mindsay Mohan and I wrote something on a napkin in the mall to entertain ourselves. We took a picture of the note before mailing it out to someone we knew, just to fuck with them. She has this photo in her flickr account, and it was recently used in a web [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=540&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I stopped saving sean quotes, but here&#8217;s one anyway.</title>
		<link>http://imaterribleperson.com/2010/08/15/i-stopped-saving-sean-quotes-but-heres-one-anyway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 19:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean came out and sat next to me on my lunch. He started talking at me. Sean: so you ready to give this friendship thing another try to see if we could get closer to a relationship? I gave him a blank stare. Sean: yo, you finish that book about me yet with all my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&amp;blog=8314110&amp;post=539&amp;subd=imaterriblepurson&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>At least pay attention to what you&#8217;re wearing today.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 23:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
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