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		<title>Just Me?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2012 03:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I Caught A Bunny, Six Years Ago.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 20:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[09 Oct 2006 &#124; Monday] 6:55 AM &#8211; A funny thing happened on the way home&#8230;. So anyway I was walking home and I see this thing on the sidewalk and I was like omg a bunny. And I wanted to pet it but it was running away and this random mexican dude was walking [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&#038;blog=8314110&#038;post=657&#038;subd=imaterriblepurson&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Harry Potter</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 20:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just found this in my hard drive. Immediately after finishing the 6th Potter book, I wrote a list of predictions. Then I forgot alllll about it. I was right about a few things. My Predictions for the 7th Harry Potter Book:  Deaths: Draco     one of the weasleys, or possibly even Fred &#38; George Luna [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&#038;blog=8314110&#038;post=651&#038;subd=imaterriblepurson&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Customer Is NOT Always Right (in the head)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2012 17:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, someone wrote my work name, &#8220;Becki&#8221; in the condensation on the deli glass. I thought it was a coworker being a dick. My boss figured it was a customer i hate who had been there 20 min earlier. Today, i was in the office &#38; when i came back, everyone was talking about [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&#038;blog=8314110&#038;post=641&#038;subd=imaterriblepurson&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hey Girl, I Care About Your Health</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 01:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is from my other blog that i no longer post on. from 11/2010 &#160; At 7:55am, I was standing outside my job having a smoke. This tall black man in a camel colored velour sweatsuit came out of the store. As he walked past, he kept staring at me. I assumed the pink hair [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&#038;blog=8314110&#038;post=630&#038;subd=imaterriblepurson&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How Sweet, Literally.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 19:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A customer I&#8217;ve never seen before came up to me with some Pillsbury cinnamon rolls. The kind in the little barrel you just pop open and cook. They had 50% off managers special labels on them, plus everything in the store has a sign for what percentage off it is. He wanted to know how [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&#038;blog=8314110&#038;post=620&#038;subd=imaterriblepurson&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Nick Cannon And The Ice Cream Sundae</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 11:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just found this in my drafts and don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever published it. Enjoy. Sean: You know what you should be for halloween next year? A sundae. Talkin bout with ice cream, sprinkles, hot fudge, whipped cream. Remember that day you bought whipped cream? What did you do with it? Ima do some real nasty [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&#038;blog=8314110&#038;post=617&#038;subd=imaterriblepurson&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Buy Your Annoying Spawn A Toy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 11:22:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah yes, after the long, agonizing winter and many days of rain, today is beautiful. Which sucks for me, a bus rider. Time to bring your babies out for a bus ride, so I can listen to them scream the entire trip, and nearly fall as I try to climb over four baby carriages barely [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&#038;blog=8314110&#038;post=616&#038;subd=imaterriblepurson&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yes or No?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean came up to me the other day and asked if I could give him a copy of the book I wrote about him. I was confused, then he reminded me that I always used to write down his stupid quotes and he was convinced I was compiling a book. Since I will never see [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&#038;blog=8314110&#038;post=610&#038;subd=imaterriblepurson&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Love Regretsy.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 13:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regresty.com posted a youtube video and link to this girl&#8217;s website. I watched the two minute video and felt the urge to have an abortion. The girl is only ten years old, yet is a &#8220;fashion designer.&#8221; She talks like a snobby 80&#8242;s valley girl- complete with overusage of the word &#8220;like&#8221; and wet noises [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=imaterribleperson.com&#038;blog=8314110&#038;post=591&#038;subd=imaterriblepurson&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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